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Hold On To Whats Important.....


An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship 
holding her hat tight 
so that it would not blow away in the wind.
 

A gentleman approached her and said, 
"Pardon me, madam. 
I do not intend to be forward 
but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. 
"I need both my hands 
to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are 
not wearing any panties 
and your privates are exposed!" 
said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, 
then back up at the man 
and replied, 
"Sir, anything you see down there 
is 85 years old. 
I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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